dreamingemini:

assvengers:

"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

always reblog!

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

glitterweave:

toocooltobehipster:

Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)

OH MY GOD SHE DIDNT

SHE FUCKING DID

Haven’t watched it yet… it’s like a train wreck you want to watch because you can’t look away.

revstrychninetwitch:

mr-oshiers-dick:

hOLY SHIT HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THE FUCKING KEY IS RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING LOCK HE LITERALLY JUST HAS TO TURN THE KEY NO MAGIC INVOLVED JFC HARRY HOW DID YOU EVER DEFEAT VOLDEMORT WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN UNLOCK A LOCK

LET’S NOT FORGET THAT HERMIONE USED REPAIRO IN FRICKIN DIAGON ALLEY HALF AN HOUR LATER

Hermione could use Repairo because she was in Diagon Alley, there were too many other witches/wizards around for them to pinpoint the use of magic. That’s why children from magical families can get away with using magic between school semesters without being noticed. Duh.

babyferaligator:

pompadouche:

sirlightbulb:

Why are goosebumps called goosebumps

few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.

trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.

i love the science side of tumblr

from-the-jaws-of-disaster:

cleowho:

"…every six months."

Can please talk about WHO MALCOLM IS

darkestelemental616:


kinkypepperz:

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

yes

Not enough high spikes in there…

darkestelemental616:

kinkypepperz:

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

yes

Not enough high spikes in there…